New cookies prove Clarence Thomas, Herman Cain not Black, just made out of chocolate
Bean Soup Times
Monday, February 6, 2012 at 2:59PM 
Although these cookies are not available in the United States, these tasty treats—which are selling in Albania, Romania and Turkey—are causing an uproar here in America. Called “Black Man” this chocolate-flavored cookie sold in stores all over Eastern Europe and the Mideast proves allegations made by a college medical student 10 years ago.
It happened when Supreme Court Justice Thomas, after experiencing food poisoning, was rushed to the emergency room of Grady Memorial Hospital in Atlanta. There, an African American medical student from the Morehouse School of Medicine discovered that Justice Thomas was “made of chocolate.”
Now the story is being revisited due to recent revelations (which surfaced last fall) about this cookie called, “Black Man”, which appears to have nappy coarse hair, closed eyes, a wide nose and big lips. Rumors are hitting the internet saying that these cookies and Thomas are made from the same, “cocoa-like genome.”

Even more startling, Dr. Sharon Hall, the former medical student who made the allegations concerning Thomas now claims that Herman Cain, Michael Steele, Alan Keyes, Karrine Steffans and Eminem are cut from the same cocoa bean. She plans to expose them all.
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“After medical school, I decided to get a degree in botany. I know my cocoa beans and none of these people can fool me. I will blow the whistle on them like they were a hot cup of cocoa.! In fact, they are procreating and creating lots of chocolate babies. I have the proof,” she said as she held up the box below.

Tyler Perry buys American Airlines
Bean Soup Times
Thursday, December 8, 2011 at 11:34AM

DALLAS – Tyler Perry reportedly made an offer to buy American Airlines. They accepted. The new airline: African-American Airlines.
The Texas-based AMR Corporation, the parent company of American Airlines, announced that the company filed petitions for Chapter 11 reorganization in the U.S. Bankruptcy Court for the Southern District of New York, “in order to achieve a cost and debt structure that is industry competitive and thereby assure its long-term viability and ability to continue delivering a world-class travel experience for its customers.”
VIDEO: “Man Without a Facebook” Shows Value of Non Virtual World
Bean Soup Times
Thursday, July 28, 2011 at 9:39AM I like to highlight various Youtube videos that I think are work sharing because they are humorous, informative or inspirational.
Blame It - Jamie Foxx- BARACK OBAMA SPOOF
Bean Soup Times
Friday, May 6, 2011 at 4:05PM I had to post this video. It's been out for a while, but it's hilarious to me. I love good satire.
Dixon, IL Residents Happy Ronald Reagan Left Before He ^%$# that City Up Too
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Wednesday, February 9, 2011 at 6:39AM Several residents of Dixon, IL joined in the celebration of the presidency of Ronald Reagan in the United States only because they were happy he left before "he could mess the city up like he did hte country," said William O'Conner.
"Imagine our sweet city if we had to deal with the multiple scandals, resulting in the investigation, indictment, or conviction of over 138 administration officials, the largest number for any US president at the time.
O'Conner continued:
"Iranians would have been here buying guns, bankers would be stealing our savings...and loans, we would have had messed up public housing residents instead of trailer trash--which is what God intended, and the EPA would have dumped all types of garbage here. Yes, we love you Reagan for getting your lifeguarding tail out of Dixon before you %$#@ it up!"
Nationwide, one man decided to honor Ronald Reagan's birthday by selling some guns to "this Iranian looking dude."

















