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CNN Needs a Visit from #TeamWhipDatAscot for Suspending Roland Martin, Says Group

 

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A U.S.-based organization says that CNN is not being honest about why they suspended political analyst Roland Martin.
CNN appeared to cave in to pressure from anti-gay advocates by suspending him for making a joke about British soccer star David Beckham. A CNN spokeswoman confirmed the suspension with this statement:
“Roland Martin’s tweets were regrettable and offensive. Language that demeans is inconsistent with the values and culture of our organization, and is not tolerated. We have been giving careful consideration to this matter, and Roland will not be appearing on our air for the time being.” 
Here's the questionable tweet.

 

A newly formed pro-ascot group say the real reason CNN suspended Roland is for "ascoting while Black American." The group, called "Show Us Your Ascots" believe Roland has been on the chopping block ever since he was bold enough to wear and sell a pink ascot.

CNN is talking about values and culture of their organization as if viewers have forgotten the Paula Zahn "sexy" promo and their defence of President Bill Clinton during the Monica Lewinsky scandal. 

"It's a conspiracy. How can a brother who's bold enough to wear a hot pink ascot and an even hotter smile be homophobic?"

CNN needs a visit  from #teamwhipdatascot said the group in a prepared statement released online. 

 

 

 

Gangster gets Folk Art Festival ad all wrong

 

Man erroneously believed that a "Folk Art Festival" would be a showcase of his street gang’s emblem

 

 

 

 

 

Eric "Baby Folks" Smith, a member of one of Chicago's oldest street organizations, was looking forward to the Folk Arts Festival. After learning about the event in a Chicago Reader advertisement, the aspiring artist ran home to frame a piece of "folk art" he was extremely proud of. He had previously spray-painted the same piece on a wall near 51st and Wentworth.

Baby Folks was shocked, upset, and disappointed that he was the only true Folk Nation member at the indoor Chicago Folk Art Festival held last month at the Harold Washington Library. "I was very uncomfortable. This was not my element and I felt unwelcome."

The ad showed no people, but various pieces of past artwork. He thought that was strange, but thought nothing of it. "Im’ going to keep my art real. I don't know why folks painted all this bunk stuff," he said. "Mine will keep it real and true to my Nation."

Instead, all he witnessed was multicolored T-shirts, dingy blue jeans, and an overwhelming smell of incense.

"I hoped my folks would be here showing their love for their nation, but all I see is white people and a bunch of bright colors," said Baby Folks. "I don'’ see Little Boo Boo, Shorty G, Big Stun, Stunna Folks, or Butta Folks."

However, much to his surprise, the beauty of "Hello World" stunned many at the event.

"We had about 12 people wanting to buy this one piece," said festival organizer Robert Evans Jr. "Several people thought he may have done the piece in prison and thought it may be worth thousands of dollars after Baby Folks gets shot in a drive by or something."

President reveals secret weapon for Iraq war: giant speakers blaring Chris Rock’s voice

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Bean Soup War Correspondent
WASHINGTON, D.C.-In responsethat the U.S. military underestimatedtheir intervention into Iraq,sources close to the White Housesaid President Bush may use a longheld secret weapon in the highlyanticipated campaign in Baghdad.
According to the Pentagon source, who asked to remain anonymous,if the marines are unable toneutralize Iraq opposition, the President has ordered troops torelease a secret weapon, called“Operation Negro” upon unsuspectingsoldiers and wayward civilians.The plan calls for millions of photographsof actor Jimmy Walker to bedropped on the city of five millionpeople. In addition, B-2 bombers,equipped with giant speakers, will blast snippets of Chris Rock's voice throughout the city.
If all else fails,former R&B trio Bell, Biv Devoe, will be flown in for a 24-hour nonstopconcert featuring their greatest hits.“Who can stand to look at Jimmy Walker and listen to Chris Rock foran extended period of time” thesource said. "When those Iraqis get alook at what we’ve got planned, trustme, they will be running out of Baghdad faster than Marion Jonesand Carl Lewis put together.”A White House spokesmandenied that the plan existed but toldthis reporter if the President didchoose to use those “particularoptions, so what? He's the president. He can do whatever he wants.”
There was no comment from Walker, Rock or members of Bell Biv Devoe. However, a fan of the triobased in East Orange, New Jersey,said she had walked past a studioone night and heard the grouppracticing an Arabic version of “Poison,” and knew someone in theband who had recently obtain apassport.
“Yeah Ronny, Ricky and Mikeare up to something,” said KeishaMonique Lewis, a fan of the group,a New Edition spin off. “I got alltheir records and I never knewthem to be singing in no foreignlanguage. If they do go to war, Ihope they win—'cause Ronny iscute.”