Entries in topical humor (5)
CNN Needs a Visit from #TeamWhipDatAscot for Suspending Roland Martin, Says Group
Wednesday, February 8, 2012 at 1:42PM
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“Roland Martin’s tweets were regrettable and offensive. Language that demeans is inconsistent with the values and culture of our organization, and is not tolerated. We have been giving careful consideration to this matter, and Roland will not be appearing on our air for the time being.”

A newly formed pro-ascot group say the real reason CNN suspended Roland is for "ascoting while Black American." The group, called "Show Us Your Ascots" believe Roland has been on the chopping block ever since he was bold enough to wear and sell a pink ascot.
CNN is talking about values and culture of their organization as if viewers have forgotten the Paula Zahn "sexy" promo and their defence of President Bill Clinton during the Monica Lewinsky scandal.
"It's a conspiracy. How can a brother who's bold enough to wear a hot pink ascot and an even hotter smile be homophobic?"
CNN needs a visit from #teamwhipdatascot said the group in a prepared statement released online.

Gangster gets Folk Art Festival ad all wrong
Friday, April 1, 2005 at 9:37PM
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Man erroneously believed that a "Folk Art Festival" would be a showcase of his street gang’s emblem
Eric "Baby Folks" Smith, a member of one of Chicago's oldest street organizations, was looking forward to the Folk Arts Festival. After learning about the event in a Chicago Reader advertisement, the aspiring artist ran home to frame a piece of "folk art" he was extremely proud of. He had previously spray-painted the same piece on a wall near 51st and Wentworth.
Baby Folks was shocked, upset, and disappointed that he was the only true Folk Nation member at the indoor Chicago Folk Art Festival held last month at the Harold Washington Library. "I was very uncomfortable. This was not my element and I felt unwelcome."
The ad showed no people, but various pieces of past artwork. He thought that was strange, but thought nothing of it. "Im’ going to keep my art real. I don't know why folks painted all this bunk stuff," he said. "Mine will keep it real and true to my Nation."
Instead, all he witnessed was multicolored T-shirts, dingy blue jeans, and an overwhelming smell of incense.
"I hoped my folks would be here showing their love for their nation, but all I see is white people and a bunch of bright colors," said Baby Folks. "I don'’ see Little Boo Boo, Shorty G, Big Stun, Stunna Folks, or Butta Folks."
However, much to his surprise, the beauty of "Hello World" stunned many at the event.
"We had about 12 people wanting to buy this one piece," said festival organizer Robert Evans Jr. "Several people thought he may have done the piece in prison and thought it may be worth thousands of dollars after Baby Folks gets shot in a drive by or something."
President reveals secret weapon for Iraq war: giant speakers blaring Chris Rock’s voice
Monday, March 31, 2003 at 11:23PM
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