SHOCKING NEWS: Toddlers Attack Celebrities, Demand Breast Milk, Cuddling Time
Tuesday, June 19, 2012 at 9:34AM
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Babies Gone Wild! A team of rogue babies have been accused of attacking celebrities demanding breast milk and cuddling time. The celebrities say the advances are unwanted harassment. The babies believe it's their God-given right to be fed and that they are entitled to seek nourishment from any public breast.
Huey "Baby G" Griffin
"We're pushing the whole breast feeding in public debate to where it needs to be. We think that not only should mothers be allowed to do that, but as babies, every breast that's exposed to the public should be public domain, like a playground swing or the monkey bars. Don’t intice me with bright colors and soft landings at the bottom of the slide then get upset when I slide and swing and jump around. It’s what I thought I was supposed to do," said Huey “Baby G” Griffin.
Below are the alleged victims, but for safety reasons, we won't reveal their identity.

Pamela Anderson
Kim Kardashian
Coco
Rick Ross' breasts said they are 'gangsta' and wanted their identity to be known.





















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