Painting a picture in stark contract to the Easter Bunny known worldwide, a coalition of chickens filed a class action lawsuit April 8 accusing the "love crazed" bunny of extorting 200 billion eggs over the past 10 years.

The Easter Bunny has stolen thousands of chickens "for meat and eggs," according to the lawsuit filed in Washington, D.C.

The lawsuit charged the fabled bunny with trading chicken flesh on the white market in exchange for chocolate, straw baskets and church lady hats. 

"I'm tired of this bunny getting credit for all us chickens' work," said Mrs. Funky Chicken during a press conference held inside a chicken coop placed in front of the National Press Building. When I saw one of my eggs rolling down the White House lawn with the first Black President and that no-good bunny hears a secret from the President Obama? I knew it was time to speak out."

The extortion of eggs has drastically decimated the chicken Diaspora, but despite the egg theft, chickens are still the largest bird population. In response, the Easter Bunny accused the chickens with trying to tarnish the good story of the resurrection of Jesus.

"Today is about Resurrection, not what I allegedly did," said the Easter Bunny. "In the spirit of Jesus, the chicken should turn the other cheek anyway."

The Chicken Little responded:

"When I turned the other cheek, that no-good Easter Bunny stole my last egg from under me. Every time I turn a cheek, he steals an egg!!," said Chicken Little. "I believe in the resurrection, but what does someone stealing, coloring, and hiding my eggs have to do with Jesus? As a matter of fact, that little cotton-tail gangster has more people looking for my eggs that they are looking for the return of Jesus."

"The Funky Chicken is the one doing this legal stuff. I am ready to take this to the streets. Chicken Power, Chicken Power, Chicken Power," said Little.