A self-proclaimed eater of “any and all kinds of meat” exchanged hostile looks with an avowed 16-year vegetarian at a local Old Country Buffet in South Holland, IL. 

Both began talking about each other obsessively when they returned to their respective tables. “That guy had nothing but vegetables on his plate. What kind of man is that?” said Marcos Holder “The guy is going to die before the week is out if he doesn’t eat any meat.”

“I know I don’t know that guy, but he must be a straight savage,” said Hakim Overtree. “Poison animal eater. I bet he eats the pig from the rootie to the tootie. I bet he would eat the oink if it was bottled up. I bet he eats cow gristle, squirrel, raccoon and rabbit. As long as he keeps eating that swine, then those worms in the swine will keep eating him. The guy is going to die before the week is out.”