• 1 box of add water only pancake mix
• 1 set of press on nails
• 1 long weave ponytail
• 1 make up case
• 1 spandex cat suit
• 1 TV set to Ricki Lake
• 1 skillet
• 1 stove
• 1 plate
• 1 stick of butter
• 1 bottle of Maple Syrup

Party until the break of dawn and then go home around 3 p.m. to fix breakfast. Put on the red or purple cat suit. Apply ponytail, preferably two shakes lighter than your real hair. Add press on nails, as you apply a lot of makeup, and while you do it move your neck around with attitude. Turn your TV to Ricki Lake and make sure the volume is really loud. Go into the kitchen and prepare some "add water" only pancakes, by adding only water.

When they are very brown, remove them from a skillet and put on a plate. Cuss out the person you're serving them too. Add butter and maple syrup to taste.