U.S. President Barack Obama, First Lady Michelle Obama and daughters Sasha and Malia stand in ‘the Door of No Return' during a tour of Cape Coast Castle, a former slavery outpost, in Cape Coast, Ghana, on July 11. Photo: SAID KHATIB/AFP/Getty Images

GHANA--Overcome with emotion, President Barack Obama told his tour guides that this whole Door of No Return was bull$#@!. "Somebody needs their ass kicked. This really was some bull$#@!. That's why I am going to make sure that every American gets access to health care. It's reparations through the backdoor."