Man leaves wife with ‘big ass feet’
PHOENIX--Local plumber Marvin Smith recently filed to divorce his wife of three months because he had “no idea her feet were so big.”
Smith accused his wife, the former Roshonda Banks, of concealing the size of her feet for a 90-day period. He was shocked to learn the 5 ft 5 woman wore a size 14 shoe.
“She always wore socks to bed,” he said in court papers. “When the weather broke, she had no choice but to put on sandals. When I looked down I thought Big Foot had taken over my wife’s body.”
Documents also claim the wife had an excessive case of "hammer toes" and alleges that she used her feet to assault him one evening after he made the comment, “Damn girl, you got some big ass feet!”
"It's unfortunate, but I've seen it before. Many women try to hide their big ugly feet to snag a husband," said Dr. Paulina Wingstick, a foot doctor who believes women with big feet is a sickness. "It can be properly treated if caught early enough."
Women with great abs and nice size hips and buttocks will fall into deep depression over their feet and eventually get sick and die explained Dr. Wingstick. Though she said Roshonda is wrong for hiding her sickness, Marvin should love her enough to look past her ailment and see her inner beauty.
"He should stand with her at her time of need. Besides, if the bum had ever bought her a pair of shoes, then he would never have had to unknowingly go out on a limb to marry her.

















Friday, July 1, 2005 at 10:53AM
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