Woman vows to leave no chicken wing behind
NEW YORK—“It’s important that no wing is left behind. Imagine how you would feel if you were not eaten” said Sandy Williams.
Kool Moe Dee finally concedes to LL Cool J
Manhattan—“Hey, at some point you have to know when you’re beaten. I’m about to enjoy a Cool J cookie,” said Moe Dee.
New resident can’t decide on bar to frequent
CHICAGO– “It’s just so many. How can I choose?” said Hank Jones.
JR ROTC Ball plans to compete with Players Ball
CHICAGO– “We believe that with a strong marketing strategy, more people will attend our event than theirs,” said RaShawn Jenkins.
Homeless, Southern Black voters to migrate to Iraq
to get American democracy