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Special Investigation: MJ’s baby dangling incident was really child’s escape attempt

 

NEVERLAND—Michael Jackson'sso-called “baby dangling” incidentwas actually the child's futileattempt to finally escape theHollywoodcentic mentality of hisfather, a special Bean Soup Timesinvestigation discovered.Prince Michael II, unbeknownstto his eccentric father, tried to rollout his crib, crawl to the balcony andwhen his father picked him up, he'planned to lunge himself forward,hopefully forcing daddy Jackson tolet go.

Prince hoped to go over therailing into the arms of anyone inthe crowd. “I knew it was a longshot, but it was my only chance toescape,” said the precocious childtalking through a baby translator.Bean Soup Times was the first nonfamilymember or doctor to see thechild without a veil.Little Prince hoped that whoevercaught him would be a crossbetween Michael Johnson andForest Gumpp so “they could justrun me as far away as possible,” said Prince. “Desperate times call fordesperate actions.”

But the child's hopes were dashed when Michael Jackson held on tightly to Prince’s chest and chin. “I tried to lunge forward out of his arms, but he was just too powerful for me,” said Prince. “I was relieved when the newspapers the next day blamed him. At least my plans were not revealed, but I think it’s time I came clean.”

Prince Michael attempted this second escape because he wants to find his real father, he said during the interview. “I don’t look anything like him. I chose to wear the veil so no one will know how much we don't resemble.” After seeing the near identical resemblance between himself and a childhood photo of Michael Jackson, baby Prince became convinced that someone had assumed the identity of his father. He is determined to find his real father. “I have a funny suspicion that for all these years, he’s been tied up in the studio hanger where this movie called “The Wiz” was filmed.

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