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Wednesday, January 1, 2003 at 7:40AM Bean Soup Times tagged satirical news, topical humor, topical news in Humor, Satire 
Despite moving to Atlanta, man still goes to chicken joint ordering four wing dinner, mild sauce, salt and pepperATLANTA–“It’s a habit I can’t stop. I miss Harold’s Chicken like Arsenio Hall misses hosting a talk show,” said Tyrone E. Fitzpatrick.
Inner city barber trying real hard to give shop that ‘Barbershop movie’ vibe
CHICAGO--“All I need is a good mix of barbers and a fridge for Eve to put her apple juice and we’re all good,” said Dwayne Cartright.
Despite misspelled name, inner city beauty salon does damn good job perming, relaxing hair
CHICAGO—“I never said I was a brainiac type. I just do hair and I do it good,” Moshiniquintilla Rosie Brown.
Eddie Murphy claims “Party All the Time” Album was ‘just a joke’
HOLLYWOOD-–“Yeah, that was just a bad joke,” said Eddie Murphy. “My girl really didn’t like to party all the time.”
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