Man gets eye herpes after watching BET rap videos
Wednesday, January 1, 2003 at 1:21AM
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Satire Concerned family member rushed the man to the hospital after they found him sitting in front of the television with a can of pop and six chicken wing bones.
“I knew something was wrong when I saw a cold sore forming on his eye lid,” said Charmaine, his older sister. “Then I got scared when he stopped breathing.” Paramedics rushed to the home, quickly administered CPR, and made the man watch 10 minutes of a Minister Louis Farrakhan tape to put
him back on the path of recovery. The hospital failed to properly treat the man but charged him
$60,000.
















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