WASHINGTON, D.C.—Still willing to prove he’s changed more than his KKK emblazoned boxer shorts, Senator Trent Lott reappeared on BET with Cita and admitted he’s always wanted to make love to Cita, BET’s cyber created TV personality. “Cita, I must admit I’d love to take you to bed. People call me

racist, but I’ve been a fan for years,” said Lott to BET’s cyber black berry. Cita, obviously surprised by Lott’s admission broke from her normal programming segment to thank Senator Lott for his courage.

Senator Lott had more surprises as the show continued. “I’ll even sleep with a black whore. And to further show my change of heart, I’ll even pay her extra to let her lick my boots. And if she decided on her own to do a little jig for me, then that’s just fine too.” 

Senator Lott will even refrain from making racial jokes during the sex act,” said a Lott advisor.

Several Black leaders, including Johnny “Picklesweet” Appleseed, a prominent pimp and self-proclaimed Black leader demanded Senator Lott patronize a Black-owned prostitute establishment to show his true heart.

“That’s the real test,” said Picklesweet. “Will he make sure that money goes into the Black community?”

Senator Lott agreed, as long as he can continue his participation with the Council of Conservative Citizens, a white supremacist group.

Meanwhile, the Republican Party hopes to put the racial divisiveness, exclusion and intolerance that Lott himself and no one else harbors behind them.