“Now that the holiday season is over, we can talk more forcefully again to the American people about kicking some butt in Iraq. That George Clinton arrested for trying to paint White House black...again part of the world, Biblically speaking is the Garden of Eden,” said Pres. Bush. “Historically, God started all human life in the Garden, and we plan to destroy all human life in the Garden and give him another chance to make us right this time.”

The White House expressed outrage and embarrassment when questioned about the recent weapons of mass destruction owned by Saddam Hussein, found stashed in American safe holds. The Bush Administration is struggling to find out how did Iraqi military personnel got into American secret vaults housing 10,000 nuclear weapons. “Only way we know it’s theirs is because their name is on it,” said Pres. Bush.

But despite the embarrassment, Pres. Bush is confident that this evidence will convince the American people that Saddam is a menace that must be stopped.