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Send JEB BUSH to iran TO HELP SETTLE ELECTION CONTROVERSY

 

What is wrong with the Iran? Don’t they understand how to operate a civilized democracy? If you think someone is stealing an election, then the people of Iran should do what American citizens did in 2002 and 2004 when we believed that George W. Bush stole the election. Send Jeb Bush to Iran. He’ll solve this problem immediately.

 

UPCOMING EVENTS

June 20 & 21, 2009
Chicago Summer Solstice: Soul Sistah Fest

10am to 8pm

Workshop Tickets: 1 for $10 or 4 for $30

 


Location: Bronzeville Community Market 4408-4500 S. Cottage Grove

Ticket info: info(at)soulsistahfest.org or 877.896.6846

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Bean Soup Publisher chops it up with new jack swing pioneer, al b sure

R&B singer, songwriter and producer Al B. Sure! returns with new CD release Honey I’m Home on June 23 on Hidden Beach Recordings. Honey I’m Home is Sure’s first studio-release in over 15 years since he originally made his mark as one of New Jack Swing’s most popular romantic singers and producers. Fans can pre-order the highly anticipated CD at http://www.hiddenbeach.com/albsure. Here he chops it up with Bean Soup Times publisher Toure Muhammad Click to Listen

Bean Soup Times Goes One on One with Wanya

waynaThe year 2008 was a stellar one for Ethiopian-born singer/songwriter, Wayna. Her single "Moonlight Rendezvous" from the LP Higher Ground charted the Billboards for seven consecutive weeks, peaking at #3 on the Hot R&B Singles chart and #12 on Billboard's Hot 100. The follow-up single, "My Love" an impassioned plea to the loved ones of abused women, spent six consecutive weeks on Billboard, peaking at #2 on the Hot R&B Singles chart and #12 on the Hot 100. Under her record label, Keradion Music Group, Wayna closed out the year by garnering a coveted Grammy nominationin the Best Urban/Alternative Performance Category for her remake, "Lovin You (Music) featuring Kokayi." The song, which she also co-produced, is a fitting representation of her dynamic musical style, which can be found between Minnie Riperton, Lauryn Hill, and Billie Holiday. Listen to the interview with Wayna

Jada on the Radar: One on One with Jada Pinkett

Maryland Native Jada Pinkett Smith studied dance and acting at the Baltimore School for the Arts and the North Carolina School of the Arts before getting her big break when she landed a role on the long-running NBC-series, A Different World. The multi-talented actress, producer, director and philanthropist continually challenge herself in a variety of ways. More


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News from the Congressional Black Caucus

The CBC has released its Bi-Annual Report:
Opportunities for All - Pathways Out of Poverty

 
 
 

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breaking news: the interview with roland burris

Bean Soup: I am gonna show you this picture Senator Burris.
Roland Burris: Oh, that’s a bad shot.

BS: Yes, it may be a bad shot, but this Senator Burris. (I point to the umbrella). That’s real sir. See that umbrella? This looks bad.
RM: But do you know? Do you really know what’s happening there?

BS: No.
RB: Right, nobody really knows. MORE


Millions convert to Islam hoping to avoid getting swine flu

Hoping to avoid the imminent danger of being infected by the swine influenza, millions of people flock to Islam like Lil Wayne flocks to cough syrup. Newcomers to Islam believe that by accepting Islam and swearing off pork, they will be able to avoid attracting the deadly, man-made virus.

To avoid confusion, makers of the flu have decided to start calling the flu H1N1 while the Center for Disease Control continues to take aggressive action to respond to an expanding outbreak.

The CDC stresses that swine flu is not caused by handling or eating pork, however, it does contribute to high blood pressure, arthritis, heart problems, clogged arteries, trichinosis, diabetes, tapeworm, and disobedience of the Old Testament.

Many Christians, not comfortable with following the children of Ishmael, decided to reread the book of Leviticus (11:7,8) and simply stop eating pork too.

In a related story, pork industry leaders are sad, very sad.


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